August302014
“Sadly, brains do not have control-alt-delete.”
“It’d be nice if they did.”
“Then you could just see what processes are running.”
“Force quit, Anxiety! Force quit!”
“Trauma?! When did I open ‘Trauma’?”
“Fucking malware.”

http://metaquotes.dreamwidth.org/62794.html (via gramina)

“No wonder it’s running slow, there’s like eight billion background programs running.”

(via jadelyn)

GPOY.

…seriously, this is straight-up genius.

(via nonvolleyball)

Sleep test confirmed that I actually do have eight billion background programs running and that’s why I’m always tired.

(via sabotabby)

I think the reason I’m not functioning properly is because I have different software installed than what the manual says I have. Where the right instruction manual?? 

(via cease-and-de-cis)

(via cease-and-de-cis)

9PM

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9PM

constructiveallyphobia:

the-goddamazon:

totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

AND SHE GAVE HIM A PIECE OF THE LASSO OF TRUTH I CAN’T.

Which issue is this? I legitimately need to know.

(via webbot15)

9PM

nattypants:

crazyhamlet:

Making another post about this with more info because a couple people have asked;

So I have some debt that pretty urgently needs to be paid off by the end of September.

Now I might be able to do it with my paychecks, but if I do do that I won’t have enough money to do things like: Buy groceries, pay for transport into work, buy food and litter for my cats, pay bills, get medication, or afford rent. I’ve been living pretty sparsely for the past few months as it is trying to do it on my own.

So as it stands, ideally, I’d like to get together 800$ to cover my debt and allow me to eat; I really hate to ask for help, and I realize that this may be un-doable, but any little bit helps.

Which is why I’m taking sketch commissions!
I’ll be doing Full-body clean roughs for 15$ apiece. 

Above I included examples of my style and what you might get. You can see more of my stuff over at my  Art  Tags;

I’ll be taking payment primarily through paypal, but if you have an alternative I’m open to discussing it;

If you have any questions or would like to Commission me, you can contact me at alyssalmpenney@yahoo.com
And in case anyone doesn’t want to commission but still wants to contribute,my paypal info is (Please note it is not the same as my email address) alyssalmpenney@gmail.com




As before I appreciate any reblogs to help spread the word, and am incredibly grateful to any and all who helped me out by signal boosting my last post; I understand that it’s back to school time for a lot of people and appreciate any help I can get;

Signal boost!

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6PM
11AM
“These are forms of male aggression that only women see. But even when men are afforded a front seat to harassment, they don’t always have the correct vantage point for recognizing the subtlety of its operation. Four years before the murders, I was sitting in a bar in Washington, D.C. with a male friend. Another young woman was alone at the bar when an older man scooted next to her. He was aggressive, wasted, and sitting too close, but she smiled curtly at his ramblings and laughed softly at his jokes as she patiently downed her drink. ‘Why is she humoring him?’ my friend asked me. ‘You would never do that.’ I was too embarrassed to say: ‘Because he looks scary’ and ‘I do it all the time.’

Women who have experienced this can recognize that placating these men is a rational choice, a form of self-defense to protect against setting off an aggressor. But to male bystanders, it often looks like a warm welcome, and that helps to shift blame in the public eye from the harasser and onto his target, who’s failed to respond with the type of masculine bravado that men more easily recognize.”

Why it’s so hard for men to see misogyny (via ethiopienne)

BOOOM.  Read this if you are a dude, please.

(via geekyjessica)

Yesssssss.

(via quothtehblackbirdnevermoar)

Its hard for men to understand why women dont get loud & angry because they havent spent their entire lives being reprimanded whenever they take up too much space. (via pluralfloral)

(via wretchedoftheearth)

2AM
nonstaff:

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nonstaff:

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12AM
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blackyote:

Look a little young to drive, there, kiddo.

blackyote:

Look a little young to drive, there, kiddo.

(via bladder-face-chan)

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